CEO Bank of Mum & Dad - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

WEAR THE PROMOTION YOU ALREADY PAID FOR (LITERALLY).Upgrade Dad’s wardrobe with the official ‘CEO, Bank of Mum & Dad’ t-shirt. While he’s busy managing high-risk investments, like your rent, car insurance, and "emergency" weekend funds, he might as well look the part of a high-powered executive with limited patience and unlimited bailouts. This shirt formally recognises his role as the family’s primary financial institution.

Features

• 👔 Executive Branding: High-quality print featuring the bold ‘CEO’ logo in navy and gold, paired with the elegant ‘Bank of Mum & Dad’ script and the signature red pound sign (£).

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  📄 The ‘Fine Print’ Clause: Just like the viral favourites, this design includes the crucial legal disclaimer: ‘This gift accepted in lieu of repayment from our number one customer (Always Read the Fine Print)’.

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  👕 Premium Comfort for Tough Negotiations: Made from soft, breathable cotton, perfect for those long afternoon "board meetings" (naps on the sofa) or reviewing your latest petrol request.

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  🚀 The Impulse-Buy Advantage: Move over, "Dumbass Kids" shirts, this is the leading choice for children looking to secure a credit limit increase this Father’s Day. It’s the ultimate "favourite child" power move.

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• Price: The Best Investment You'll Make All Year.

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  Review: ★★★★★ Child #2: “I wore this while asking for a loan. Interest rates dropped 2%. 10/10 would buy again.”

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  Design Note: A sophisticated alternative to the viral "Mother-In-Law’s Favorite Child" aesthetic.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.